Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

Philosophers say a great deal about what is absolutely necessary for science, and it is always, so far as one can see, rather naive, and probably wrong.
Author: Richard Feynman

Photography, fortunately, to me has not only been a profession but also a contact between people - to understand human nature and record, if possible, the best in each individual.
Author: Nickolas Muray

Piety requires us to honor truth above our friends.
Author: Aristotle

Plato is boring.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, 'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?' Check for bugs in your system.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e, that is the question.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes