Perseverance is more prevailing than violence; and many things which cannot be overcome when they are together, yield themselves up when taken little by little.
Author: Plutarch

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
Author: Mark Twain

Photographers deal in things which are continually vanishing and when they have vanished there is no contrivance on earth which can make them come back again.
Author: Henri Cartier Bresson

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
Author: Peter Drucker

Poetry and progress are like two ambitious men who hate one another with an instinctive hatred, and when they meet upon the same road, one of them has to give place.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!
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Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!
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Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
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How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!
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