Best quotes to send by SMS
Oscar Wilde Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Ward Jenkins Photographers do this for a living, every single day -- they point their lenses toward every single corner of our world and somehow make the mundane mesmerizing through their artistic eye. It's all a matter of being aware of your surroundings and realizin
Author: Ward Jenkins

Jonathan Kozol Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
Author: Jonathan Kozol

H. L. Mencken Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.
Author: H. L. Mencken

T. S. Eliot Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion; it is not the expression of personality, but an escape from personality. But, of course, only those who have personality and emotions know what it means to want to escape from these thi
Author: T. S. Eliot

The best jokes to send by SMS
E-mail jokes I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!
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Easter jokes What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!
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Easter jokes What's long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!
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Easter jokes Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?" "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."
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Easter jokes What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun? The Easter Blarney!
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