Best quotes to send by SMS

Part of understanding the creative urge is understanding that it's primal. Wanting to change the world is not a noble calling, it's a primal calling.
Author: Hugh Macleod
Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.
Author: Ice T
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Author: Samuel Johnson
Peace is not a relationship of nations. It is a condition of mind brought about by a serenity of soul. Peace is not merely the absence of war. It is also a state of mind. Lasting peace can come only to peaceful people.
Author: Jawaharlal Nehru
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Author: Unknown
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an
Australian dog ?
Dingo Starr !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a
pair
of headphones ?
Hush puppies !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you call a black Eskimo dog ?
A dusky
husky !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
How can you tell a dog from a tomato?
The
tomato is red.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
How did the dog make gold soup?
He put in 24
carrots.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes