Best quotes to send by SMS
Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi People without an internalized symbolic system can all too easily become captives of the media.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Colin Powell Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.
Author: Colin Powell

H. L. Mencken Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself.
Author: H. L. Mencken

William Shakespeare Pity is the virtue of the law, and none but tyrants use it cruelly.
Author: William Shakespeare

Edna St. Vincent Millay Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it.
Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay

The best jokes to send by SMS
E-mail jokes How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet.
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E-mail jokes What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.
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E-mail jokes I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
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Easter jokes What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!
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Easter jokes What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!
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