Practice yourself what you preach.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

Praise youth and it will prosper.
Author: Irish Proverb

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
Author: Niels Bohr

Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.
Author: Bible

Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.
Author: Robert Heinlein

Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?
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You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it's usually a complete blank.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If you're so smart, what did I have? Counselor: Eggs. Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!
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I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

Witch: Doctor, I can't help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there's nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don't like them being pulled.
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