Best quotes to send by SMS
Thomas H. Huxley Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not; it is the first lesson that ought to be learned; and however early a man's training begins
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Titus Maccius Plautus No man is wise enough by himself.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

Bible Physician, heal thyself.
Author: Bible

Don Marquis Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
Author: Don Marquis

The best jokes to send by SMS
E-mail jokes What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes.
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E-mail jokes Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language.
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Easter jokes Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!
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Easter jokes What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!
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Easter jokes Would you like something from my Easter basket? "Sure!" "Here. Have some plastic grass."
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