Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Author: Ogden Nash

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Author: Mark Twain

Passion kept one fully in the present, so that time became a series of mutually exclusive 'nows.'
Author: Sue Halpern

Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
Author: George Jean Nathan

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one, the moulting season !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A guard dog !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes