Hypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises; for never intending to go beyond promises; it costs nothing.
Author: Edmund Burke

I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me nave or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.
Author: Anas Nin

Practice, the master of all things.
Author: Augustus Octavius

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.
Author: George Burns

Prefer loss to the wealth of dishonest gain; the former vexes you for a time; the latter will bring you lasting remorse.
Author: Chilo

How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the fish.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes