Best quotes to send by SMS
Plutarch Perseverance is more prevailing than violence; and many things which cannot be overcome when they are together, yield themselves up when taken little by little.
Author: Plutarch

Mark Twain I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
Author: Mark Twain

Henri Cartier Bresson Photographers deal in things which are continually vanishing and when they have vanished there is no contrivance on earth which can make them come back again.
Author: Henri Cartier Bresson

Peter Drucker Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
Author: Peter Drucker

Charles Baudelaire Poetry and progress are like two ambitious men who hate one another with an instinctive hatred, and when they meet upon the same road, one of them has to give place.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

The best jokes to send by SMS
E-mail jokes When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.
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Easter jokes Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

Easter jokes Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

Easter jokes What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

Easter jokes Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes