Best quotes to send by SMS
Rudyard Kipling Often and often afterwards, the beloved Aunt would ask me why I had never told anyone how I was being treated. Children tell little more than animals, for what comes to them they accept as eternally established.
Author: Rudyard Kipling

Ivan Pavlov Perfect as the wing of a bird may be, it will never enable the bird to fly if unsupported by the air. Facts are the air of science. Without them a man of science can never rise.
Author: Ivan Pavlov

Thomas H. Huxley Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not; it is the first lesson that ought to be learned; and however early a man's training begins
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Titus Maccius Plautus No man is wise enough by himself.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.
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E-mail jokes Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code.
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E-mail jokes How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat.
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E-mail jokes How do Italian Chefs swap recipes? By Spaghett-e-mail!
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E-mail jokes How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent.
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