Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.
Author: Epicurus

Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
Author: Lester B. Pearson

No good deed goes unpunished.
Author: Clare Booth Luce

It violates right order whenever capital so employees the working or wage-earning classes as to divert business and economic activity entirely to its own arbitrary will and advantage without, the social character of economic life, social justice, and the
Author: Pope Pius XI

Praise the bridge that carried you over.
Author: George Colman

How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !
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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !
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Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !"
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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants
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