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Publilius Syrus Pardon one offense, and you encourage the commission of many.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Robert Byrne Partying is such sweet sorrow.
Author: Robert Byrne

E. M. Forster Pathos, piety, courage, they exist, but are identical, and so is filth. Everything exists, nothing has value.
Author: E. M. Forster

Leonardo da Vinci Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against cold. For if you put on more clothes as the cold increases, it will have no power to hurt you. So in like manner you must grow in patience when you meet with great wrongs, and they will
Author: Leonardo da Vinci

Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
Author: Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !
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Dog jokes What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !
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Dog jokes What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !
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Dog jokes Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !
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Dog jokes What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !
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