No good deed goes unpunished.
Author: Clare Booth Luce

It violates right order whenever capital so employees the working or wage-earning classes as to divert business and economic activity entirely to its own arbitrary will and advantage without, the social character of economic life, social justice, and the
Author: Pope Pius XI

Praise the bridge that carried you over.
Author: George Colman

Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and be silent.
Author: Epictetus

If your imagination leads you to understand how quickly people grant your requests when those requests appeal to their self-interest, you can have practically anything you go after.
Author: Napoleon Hill

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !
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Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !
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Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.
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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.
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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
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