Best quotes to send by SMS
Hermann Hesse People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.
Author: Hermann Hesse

Robert Louis Stevenson Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

Richard Feynman Philosophers say a great deal about what is absolutely necessary for science, and it is always, so far as one can see, rather naive, and probably wrong.
Author: Richard Feynman

Nickolas Muray Photography, fortunately, to me has not only been a profession but also a contact between people - to understand human nature and record, if possible, the best in each individual.
Author: Nickolas Muray

Aristotle Piety requires us to honor truth above our friends.
Author: Aristotle

The best jokes to send by SMS
E-mail jokes How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet.
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E-mail jokes How do wasps send messages? By bee-mail.
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E-mail jokes I just sent my first e-mail. Kongratulations!
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E-mail jokes What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, 'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?' Check for bugs in your system.
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E-mail jokes What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e, that is the question.
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