Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers

People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse to give it, upon request, for it often helps us to see our own way more clearly.
Author: Brendan Francis

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
Author: Ogden Nash

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Author: Leo J. Burke

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
Author: David H. Comins

What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes