People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
Author: Dan Quayle

People who are 'ready' give off a different vibe than people who aren't. Animals can smell fear; maybe that's it. The minute you become ready is the the minute you stop dreaming. Suddenly it's no longer about 'becoming'. Suddenly it's about 'doing'.
Author: Hugh Macleod

People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Author: Anatole France

Often and often afterwards, the beloved Aunt would ask me why I had never told anyone how I was being treated. Children tell little more than animals, for what comes to them they accept as eternally established.
Author: Rudyard Kipling

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!
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What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!
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What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather? A faint Bernard!
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What dog would you want on your American football team? A golden receiver!
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What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!
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