Best quotes to send by SMS
Edna St. Vincent Millay Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it.
Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay

Arthur Wing Pinero I believe the future is only the past again, entered through another gate.
Author: Arthur Wing Pinero

Margaret Cho Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
Author: Margaret Cho

John Kenneth Galbraith Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

Christopher Morley Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Author: Christopher Morley

The best jokes to send by SMS
Elephant jokes What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get wellephant !
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Elephant jokes How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Elephant jokes What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ? About 3,000 miles !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Elephant jokes Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Elephant jokes How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes