Best quotes to send by SMS

Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting with the gift of speech.
Author: Simonides
Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Author: Peter De Vries
Passion is the quickest to develop, and the quickest to fade. Intimacy develops more slowly, and commitment more gradually still.
Author: Robert Sternberg
Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
Author: George Jackson
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you get if you take a really big dog out
for a walk ?
A Great Dane out !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What did the angry man sing
when he found his
slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?
"I must throw that doggie out
the window !"!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde
?
A jet setter !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
When is the
most likely time that a stray dog
will walk into your house ?
When the door is open !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do dogs have that
no other animal has
?
Puppy dogs !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes