Best quotes to send by SMS

Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional.
Author: Unknown
Learning to live what you're born with is the process, the involvement, the making of a life.
Author: Diane Wakoski
It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us.
Author: Norman Maclean
In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments. There are consequences.
Author: Robert Ingersoll
In necessary things, unity; in doubtful things, liberty; in all things, charity.
Author: Richard Baxter
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why do dogs wag their
tails ?
"Because no
one else will do it for them !"
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?
Because
his boots were at the menders !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a dog and a
cheetah ?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you call an alcoholic dog ?
A whino
!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What's a dog favourite hobby ?
Collecting
fleas !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes