People want economy and they will pay any price to get it.
Author: Lee Iacocca

People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half slug who must tighten his belt.
Author: Robert Heinlein

People who learn to control inner experience will be able to determine the quality of their lives, which is as close as any of us can come to being happy.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Author: Bob Hope

People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.
Author: Hermann Hesse

What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when they snap at something!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to play? A trombone.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They found me!
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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes