People often say that 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder,' and I say that the most liberating thing about beauty is realizing that you are the beholder. This empowers us to find beauty in places where others have not dared to look, including inside our
Author: Salma Hayek

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
Author: Russell Baker

Moments of kindness and reconciliation are worth having, even if the parting has to come sooner or later.
Author: Alice Munro

My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared.
Author: P. J. Plauger

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
Author: Russell Baker

What is a collie puppy's favorite toy? A chew-chew train!
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What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no hair? A bald beagle!
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Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on barking!
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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ? Terrier-fied !
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What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payhound!
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