Pain makes man think. Thought makes man wise. Wisdom makes life endurable.
Author: John Patrick

I believe the choice to be excellent begins with aligning your thoughts and words with the intention to require more from yourself.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Author: Ogden Nash

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Author: Mark Twain

Passion kept one fully in the present, so that time became a series of mutually exclusive 'nows.'
Author: Sue Halpern

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!
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What is the dogs favourite city ? New Yorkie !
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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !
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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !
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What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
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