People everywhere have the same needs and values. They need a place to live and a job. Beyond that, they may need to sell stuff or get a mate.
Author: Craig Newmark

Im not going to die because I failed as someone else. Im going to succeed as myself.
Author: Margaret Cho

How long halt ye between two opinions?
Author: Bible

Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers

People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse to give it, upon request, for it often helps us to see our own way more clearly.
Author: Brendan Francis

Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes