Physician, heal thyself.
Author: Bible

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
Author: Don Marquis

Please write again soon. Though my own life is filled with activity, letters encourage momentary escape into others lives and I come back to my own with greater contentment.
Author: Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey

Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.
Author: Epicurus

Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
Author: Lester B. Pearson

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? An elephant's shadow !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes