People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
Author: Ogden Nash

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
Author: Leo J. Burke

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
Author: David H. Comins

Perseverance is more prevailing than violence; and many things which cannot be overcome when they are together, yield themselves up when taken little by little.
Author: Plutarch

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
Author: Mark Twain

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes