Plato is boring.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

Poetry is the deification of reality.
Author: Edith Sitwell

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.
Author: Thomas Sowell

Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view.
Author: Lillian Hellman

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !
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What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ? Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes