People who want to understand democracy should spend less time in the library with Aristotle and more time on the buses and in the subway.
Author: Simeon Strunsky

People without an internalized symbolic system can all too easily become captives of the media.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.
Author: Colin Powell

Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Pity is the virtue of the law, and none but tyrants use it cruelly.
Author: William Shakespeare

How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail.
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How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail.
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How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet.
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What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.
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I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
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