Best quotes to send by SMS

Out of thine own mouth will I judge thee.
Author: Bible
Pain (any pain--emotional, physical, mental) has a message. The information it has about our life can be remarkably specific, but it usually falls into one of two categories: "We would be more alive if we did more of this," and, "Life would be more lovely
Author: Peter McWilliams
Painting is just another way of keeping a diary.
Author: Pablo Picasso
Pardon one offense, and you encourage the commission of many.
Author: Publilius Syrus
Partying is such sweet sorrow.
Author: Robert Byrne
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q:
What do you say to a dog before he eats? -
A: Bone appetite!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So
that they didn't
have to bend down to pet it.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Q:
Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one
else will do it for them
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you call a happy Lassie ?
A jolly
collie !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Who is the dogs favourite comedian ?
Growlcho
Marx !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes