People who are always making allowances for themselves soon go bankrupt.
Author: Mary Pettibone Poole

People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Author: Anatole France

People who want to understand democracy should spend less time in the library with Aristotle and more time on the buses and in the subway.
Author: Simeon Strunsky

People without an internalized symbolic system can all too easily become captives of the media.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.
Author: Colin Powell

How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher!
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Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me.
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