Best quotes to send by SMS
Logan Pearsall Smith It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

Thich Nhat Hanh People have a hard time letting go of their suffering. Out of a fear of the unknown, they prefer suffering that is familiar.
Author: Thich Nhat Hanh

Salma Hayek People often say that 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder,' and I say that the most liberating thing about beauty is realizing that you are the beholder. This empowers us to find beauty in places where others have not dared to look, including inside our
Author: Salma Hayek

Russell Baker People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
Author: Russell Baker

Alice Munro Moments of kindness and reconciliation are worth having, even if the parting has to come sooner or later.
Author: Alice Munro

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!
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Dog jokes Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!
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Dog jokes What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!
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Dog jokes What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
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Dog jokes What is a collie puppy's favorite toy? A chew-chew train!
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