Best quotes to send by SMS
George Bernard Shaw People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider People are simply incapable of prolonged, sustained goodness.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

Henry Ford People can have the Model T in any colour--so long as it's black.
Author: Henry Ford

Carl Sagan If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Author: Carl Sagan

Stanislaw J. Lec People find life entirely too time-consuming.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth.
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Dog jokes Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise.
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Dog jokes Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast.
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Dog jokes Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another.
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Dog jokes Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.
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