Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it.
Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay

I believe the future is only the past again, entered through another gate.
Author: Arthur Wing Pinero

Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
Author: Margaret Cho

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Author: Christopher Morley

What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get wellephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ? About 3,000 miles !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes