Best quotes to send by SMS
Thich Nhat Hanh People have a hard time letting go of their suffering. Out of a fear of the unknown, they prefer suffering that is familiar.
Author: Thich Nhat Hanh

Salma Hayek People often say that 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder,' and I say that the most liberating thing about beauty is realizing that you are the beholder. This empowers us to find beauty in places where others have not dared to look, including inside our
Author: Salma Hayek

Russell Baker People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
Author: Russell Baker

Alice Munro Moments of kindness and reconciliation are worth having, even if the parting has to come sooner or later.
Author: Alice Munro

P. J. Plauger My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared.
Author: P. J. Plauger

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!
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Dog jokes What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
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Dog jokes What is a collie puppy's favorite toy? A chew-chew train!
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Dog jokes What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no hair? A bald beagle!
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Dog jokes Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on barking!
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