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Ivan Pavlov Perfect as the wing of a bird may be, it will never enable the bird to fly if unsupported by the air. Facts are the air of science. Without them a man of science can never rise.
Author: Ivan Pavlov

Thomas H. Huxley Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not; it is the first lesson that ought to be learned; and however early a man's training begins
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Titus Maccius Plautus No man is wise enough by himself.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

Bible Physician, heal thyself.
Author: Bible

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E-mail jokes How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat.
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E-mail jokes How do Italian Chefs swap recipes? By Spaghett-e-mail!
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E-mail jokes How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent.
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E-mail jokes How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!
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E-mail jokes What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes.
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