Opinion has a significance proportioned to the sources that sustain it.
Author: Benjamin Cardozo

Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Author: Samuel Butler

If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand.
Author: Confucius

People are usually more convinced by reasons they discovered themselves than by those found by others.
Author: Blaise Pascal

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.
Author: Margaret Cho

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A retail store.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Which dog can tell time? A watchdog.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head? The tomato was in a can.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes