Peace is not a relationship of nations. It is a condition of mind brought about by a serenity of soul. Peace is not merely the absence of war. It is also a state of mind. Lasting peace can come only to peaceful people.
Author: Jawaharlal Nehru

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Author: Unknown

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
Author: Christopher Morley

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
Author: Jay Leno

People everywhere have the same needs and values. They need a place to live and a job. Beyond that, they may need to sell stuff or get a mate.
Author: Craig Newmark

What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? A pup.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Which dog tastes better when eaten? A hot dog.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes