If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Author: Carl Sagan

People find life entirely too time-consuming.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

People in general are scared to death of the war and all the exhibition have been a failure, because the rich - don't want to buy anything.
Author: Frida Kahlo

Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done.
Author: Cullen Hightower

What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best? Lap-top!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didn't I see you on a TV commercial? How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasn't very nice, you shouldn't draw on dogs!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes