If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand.
Author: Confucius

People are usually more convinced by reasons they discovered themselves than by those found by others.
Author: Blaise Pascal

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.
Author: Margaret Cho

People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get.
Author: Frederick Douglass

My Karma ran over your dogma.
Author: Unknown

Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician? When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.
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Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one.
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The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neigbourhood for some time with no luck. Finally he stopoed beside a couple out for a walk and asked if they had seen our dog. "You mean the one following your car?" they asked.
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What kind of dog is a person's best friend? A palmatian!
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