Best quotes to send by SMS
Ward Jenkins Photographers do this for a living, every single day -- they point their lenses toward every single corner of our world and somehow make the mundane mesmerizing through their artistic eye. It's all a matter of being aware of your surroundings and realizin
Author: Ward Jenkins

Jonathan Kozol Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
Author: Jonathan Kozol

H. L. Mencken Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.
Author: H. L. Mencken

T. S. Eliot Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion; it is not the expression of personality, but an escape from personality. But, of course, only those who have personality and emotions know what it means to want to escape from these thi
Author: T. S. Eliot

G. K. Chesterton Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The best jokes to send by SMS
Easter jokes Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!
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Easter jokes What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!
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Easter jokes What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
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Easter jokes How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty.
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Elephant jokes Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
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