Im not going to die because I failed as someone else. Im going to succeed as myself.
Author: Margaret Cho

How long halt ye between two opinions?
Author: Bible

Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
Author: Dr. Joyce Brothers

People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse to give it, upon request, for it often helps us to see our own way more clearly.
Author: Brendan Francis

People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
Author: Ogden Nash

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What dog is always tired in London? An English sleep dog.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes