People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half slug who must tighten his belt.
Author: Robert Heinlein

People who learn to control inner experience will be able to determine the quality of their lives, which is as close as any of us can come to being happy.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Author: Bob Hope

People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.
Author: Hermann Hesse

Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.
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What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!
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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ? A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !
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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer? Woofleball
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