Best quotes to send by SMS
Titus Maccius Plautus Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.
Author: Titus Maccius Plautus

George Jean Nathan Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
Author: George Jean Nathan

Lawana Blackwell Patterning your life around other's opinions is nothing more than slavery.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

Kenyan Proverb Peace is costly, but it is worth the expense.
Author: Kenyan Proverb

Hugh Macleod People are fond of spouting out the old clich about how Van Gogh never sold a painting in his lifetime. Somehow his example serves to justify to us, decades later, that there is somehow merit in utter failure. Perhaps, but the man did commit suicide.
Author: Hugh Macleod

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come !
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Dog jokes Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !
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Dog jokes How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key.
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Dog jokes What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally.
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Dog jokes What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him.
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