Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Pity is the virtue of the law, and none but tyrants use it cruelly.
Author: William Shakespeare

Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it.
Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay

I believe the future is only the past again, entered through another gate.
Author: Arthur Wing Pinero

Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
Author: Margaret Cho

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it's always on a sundae!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes