Best quotes to send by SMS
Richard Baxter In necessary things, unity; in doubtful things, liberty; in all things, charity.
Author: Richard Baxter

Sylvia Plath I wanted change and excitement and to shoot off in all directions myself, like the colored arrows from a Fourth of July rocket.
Author: Sylvia Plath

Baruch Spinoza Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice.
Author: Baruch Spinoza

Elizabeth Moon People are people, messy and mutable, combining differently with one another from day to day - even hour to hour.
Author: Elizabeth Moon

J. R. R. Tolkien If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Dog jokes What did the dog say when he chased his tail? This is the end.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Dog jokes What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet? A thousand dogs.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Dog jokes What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Dog jokes What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes