
In necessary things, unity; in doubtful things, liberty; in all things, charity.
Author: Richard Baxter
I wanted change and excitement and to shoot off in all directions myself, like the colored arrows from a Fourth of July rocket.
Author: Sylvia Plath
Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice.
Author: Baruch Spinoza
People are people, messy and mutable, combining differently with one another from day to day - even hour to hour.
Author: Elizabeth Moon
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien

How do you keep a dog from barking in your
front yard?
Put him in your back yard.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What did the dog say when he chased his
tail?
This is the end.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet?
A thousand
dogs.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What is the difference between a barking dog and
an umbrella?
The umbrella can be shut up.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound
dog
in your kitchen?
Eat out.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes