Best quotes to send by SMS
J. R. R. Tolkien If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien

Ruben Studdard People don't have to like or support you, so you always have to say thank you.
Author: Ruben Studdard

Logan Pearsall Smith It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

Thich Nhat Hanh People have a hard time letting go of their suffering. Out of a fear of the unknown, they prefer suffering that is familiar.
Author: Thich Nhat Hanh

Salma Hayek People often say that 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder,' and I say that the most liberating thing about beauty is realizing that you are the beholder. This empowers us to find beauty in places where others have not dared to look, including inside our
Author: Salma Hayek

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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Dog jokes My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That's what he'll answer, nothing!
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Dog jokes What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian? A spot-weiler!
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Dog jokes Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws.
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Dog jokes What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!
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