I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.
Author: Mark Twain

Photographers deal in things which are continually vanishing and when they have vanished there is no contrivance on earth which can make them come back again.
Author: Henri Cartier Bresson

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
Author: Peter Drucker

Poetry and progress are like two ambitious men who hate one another with an instinctive hatred, and when they meet upon the same road, one of them has to give place.
Author: Charles Baudelaire

Political language -- and with variations this is true of all political parties, from Conservatives to Anarchists -- is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.
Author: George Orwell

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail.
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes