People who learn to control inner experience will be able to determine the quality of their lives, which is as close as any of us can come to being happy.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Author: Bob Hope

People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.
Author: Hermann Hesse

Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things.
Author: Robert Louis Stevenson

Philosophers say a great deal about what is absolutely necessary for science, and it is always, so far as one can see, rather naive, and probably wrong.
Author: Richard Feynman

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ? A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer? Woofleball
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes