Patriotism having become one of our topicks, Johnson suddenly uttered, in a strong determined tone, an apophthegm, at which many will start: "Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel." But let it be considered that he did not mean a real and generous
Author: Samuel Johnson

Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to quote. I hate quotation. Tell me what you know.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Opinion has a significance proportioned to the sources that sustain it.
Author: Benjamin Cardozo

Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Author: Samuel Butler

If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand.
Author: Confucius

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !
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How can you tell a dog from an elephant? The elephant remembers.
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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.
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What did the dog say to the pig? You are just a bore.
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What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir.
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