People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Author: Anatole France

Often and often afterwards, the beloved Aunt would ask me why I had never told anyone how I was being treated. Children tell little more than animals, for what comes to them they accept as eternally established.
Author: Rudyard Kipling

Perfect as the wing of a bird may be, it will never enable the bird to fly if unsupported by the air. Facts are the air of science. Without them a man of science can never rise.
Author: Ivan Pavlov

Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not; it is the first lesson that ought to be learned; and however early a man's training begins
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints? With a track-tor!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night? Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes